the twelve days of zoning, to the tune of the twelve days of christmas

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Monday, 09-May-2005 15:39:15

On the first day of zoning, a goblin said to me, Listen to none other than to me.

On the second day of zoning, a goblin said to me, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the third day of zoning, a goblin said to me, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me

On the fourth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the fifth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, I’ll have you banned, only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the sixth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, no originality, I’ll have you banned, only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the seventh day of zoning, a goblin said to me, we’ve heard that joke before, no originality, I’ll have you banned, only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the eighth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, how dare you say I’m lying, we’ve heard that joke before, no originality, I’ll have you banned, Only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the nineth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, you are all so childish, how dare you say I’m lying, we’ve heard that joke before, no originality, I’ll have you banned, Only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the tenth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, It’s me who is the victim, you are all so childish, how dare you say I’m lying, We’ve heard that joke before, no originality, I’ll have you banned, Only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the eleventh day of zoning, a goblin said to me, need to take my medication, it’s me who is the victim, you are all so childish, how dare you say I’m lying, we’ve heard that joke before, no originality, I’ll have you banned, Only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

On the twelvth day of zoning, a goblin said to me, what was my son’s name again, need to take my medication, it’s me who is the victim, you are all so childish, how dare you say I’m lying, we’ve heard that joke before, no originality, I’ll have you banned, only I have feelings, this lot are all eedjits, only my opinions count, listen to none other than to me.

Post 2 by The Wicked Witch of The East (we deserve each other) on Monday, 09-May-2005 15:42:49

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great job, clair!!!!!!

Post 3 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 09-May-2005 16:24:31

Very, very good and true! Lol. I like that.

Post 4 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 09-May-2005 16:35:11

actually i've just realised something! that post claire, it may well help goblin out you know! now he can actually compare the difference between a personal attack and a general comment! lol.

Love the parody! we really should do something about getting it recorded!

Post 5 by kool_turk (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 09-May-2005 22:54:21

I agree, well done!

Post 6 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Monday, 09-May-2005 23:36:59

ehehehehehehehehehehehehe. I needed a laugh, and now I got it. Thanks. That was too damn funny.

Post 7 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Tuesday, 10-May-2005 0:55:14

Lol SB, that was very very creative I must say! hahahahaha :)

Post 8 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 10-May-2005 3:16:52

Lol yeah, I really like it, too.

Post 9 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Tuesday, 10-May-2005 12:33:57

rofl! I wasn't aware he forgot his son's name yet, i know he seems to forget how old he is... An it shouldn't be funny, but it is.... Yeh, we shouldnt' make personal attacks, but, it was funny, heheheheheh

Post 10 by Freya (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 11-May-2005 11:33:15

Naughty, naughty SugarBaby! but very funny too hehehe....
*big grin*

Post 11 by DougS (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 11-May-2005 12:43:53

Even though I am a bit out of the loop and didn't get every reference, I still liked it.

Post 12 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 14-May-2005 16:51:38

Lol Rofl hahahaha, very funny!

Post 13 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Saturday, 14-May-2005 18:57:28

ROTFLMAO! Hilarious! I love it! Hahahahahahahaha!

Post 14 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Sunday, 15-May-2005 7:52:35

lol loved it mate.

Post 15 by wonderwoman (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 15-May-2005 20:08:47

lol, laughing hysterically
wonderwoman

Post 16 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 16-May-2005 15:15:07

Hahaha, no wonder Goblin does not look at that board or doesn't at least comment it, ahahahahaha.

Post 17 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 16-May-2005 20:29:51

There's the saying, the truth hurts! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess the prozack isn't working! hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Post 18 by wonderwoman (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 16-May-2005 22:30:40

I have got to type this up in braille, lol.
wonderwoman

Post 19 by wonderwoman (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 05-Jun-2005 23:41:46

Seriously Sugar baby, do you care if I copy and pste this so I can send it to a friend of mine? I think she'd probably get a laugh out of it, but I believe in asking people before I post any of their messages to someone else outside the sight, thanks very much,
wonderwoman

Post 20 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 11:50:57

thanks SB. that was a good laugh and i agree with you fully

Post 21 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Friday, 26-Aug-2005 6:54:38

well, this topic seemed to have disappeared into oblivion, so thought that it was time I resurrected it. *grins*

Post 22 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Friday, 26-Aug-2005 7:07:07

Muhahahahahaha Claire! Claire! Claire! Claire! *Cheering lol*

Post 23 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 26-Aug-2005 8:08:03

Well, for some reason I'm only just gaining the full attention of Goblin, but Claire, this is just so cool and true. Keep it going, I'd never have seen it if you hadn't reserected.

Post 24 by gummybear16 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 30-Aug-2005 14:53:02

omgosh! sb. this is sooo hillarious. I've never had a problem with goblen, but yes. This is funny.

Post 25 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Wednesday, 31-Aug-2005 20:10:00

oh hell, I thought you just did it till I looked at the date! good one! grin.
so fitting!
you probably could add you drunk, or something in there.

Post 26 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Monday, 31-Oct-2005 13:36:56

just thought I'd bring this back to the top again, in view of the time of year and all.

Post 27 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Tuesday, 02-Jan-2007 22:02:22

ROFL LMTFO! Interesting, hilarious, and a little rude, but nevertheless funny. :)

Post 28 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 02-Jan-2007 23:14:29

old hat.

Bob

Post 29 by singingsensation (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 15-Apr-2009 22:52:10

LOL. funny.

Post 30 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Saturday, 18-Apr-2009 14:27:16

talk about reserection, lol, but yeah funny

Post 31 by cumbiambera2005 (i just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 19-Apr-2009 4:30:14

Lmaooooo! Holy heck! Have never seen this many responses to something in writer's block, which is what caught my attention in the first place.
Wow!